11/15/2006 02:38:00 PM It has been reported that John of John's Pez Dispenser Stand at the local flea market today was bitten by the same misquito that just two hous before had bitten a cop that arrested a man last night for speeding. The blood of the cop was contaminated with some of the nitrogen that was exhaled by the man who was speeding and injected into John's body. Because in turned touched every Pez Dispenser on display at his stand, they too will be contaminated. So to avoid speeding, do not buya Pez dispenser for John at John's Pez Dispenser Stand at the local flea market.